A couple of people have approached me privately, encouraging me to continue writing this blog. I'm touched by these sentiments, right down to the very pits of my undernourished heart.

However, if you feel that this blog has made your day that little bit brighter, might I suggest you express your gratitude in more concrete terms. To wit, send me a tub of candied bacon ice cream.

You know you want to.

(Actually guys, you have no idea how much your feedback and comments mean to me. Thank you so much!)