In the last twelve months, from memory:

  • Broken ceramic soap dish
  • Broken light shade
  • Lost hotel key
  • Lost credit card
  • Lost power board
  • Lost US adapter
  • Waterlogged shoes
  • Lost moleskine
  • Shirt left in hotel room
  • Lost wallet (found again, minus cash)
  • Lost wiimote and wii nunchuck
  • Missed flight to Hobart
  • Fine for missing ticket in Berlin
  • Fine for not repaying fine for missing ticket in Berlin
  • Broken plunger