Rat

The most visceral memory I have of our trip to New York a couple of weeks ago was on a walk Jolie & I took along the Hudson River.

Jolie's friends recommended a bunch of places for us to go see. We were just coming from one of them, a downtown …

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Real

"Yes, but things are different in the real world."

It's perhaps not the most patronizing thing you can say to someone, but it's close to being the most patronizing thing anyone has said to me. (And I am deeply aware, gentle reader, that it is a privilege for me to …

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Quick

Sometimes I wonder how The Flash can stand it. Not only does he have to struggle through life wearing the world's most ridiculous hat, but he must spend subjective aeons of time forced to watch the rest of us faff.

Imagine you're Barry Allen, aka The Flash, and you've got …

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Office

The day starts with the sound of the ocean gently, steadily and, alas, digitally getting louder and louder until I can do the sums required to turn it off.  It's followed by a lot of hot water, a few cuts to the face, a walk past a church cum Indian …

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Negotiation

I'm ashamed to say it, but we got absolutely spanked by the real estate agent who let us the flat where we're now living.  He talked us into higher rent, a longer lease and dropping the six month break clause.  During the process of leasing it, he would hurry us …

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Middle (reflections on the Alphabet Supremacy)

Bice and I agreed that for this post we'd discuss our thoughts and reflections on the Alphabet Supremacy project so far.  Here's mine, which mostly date from about the end of March.

Writing process

  • Knowing that I'm going to write something every week means that I'm somewhat okay with writing …
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Music

When I was child, I never really thought of vanilla as a flavour.  Chocolate, strawberry and triple swirl were all obviously real flavours, but vanilla wasn't really.  It didn't even have a colour.  It's just the flavour of ice cream you use when you don't want to be too distracted …

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Laziness

Seven ways I'm lazy.

Busyness as excuse

I've been meaning to go to the gym to do some strength training.  I've been thinking about it, planning for it, and talking about it for weeks, but I haven't actually managed to go regularly. Why?

The thing that I've been telling myself …

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Keepsake

A tour of a few keepsakes I have.

Lizzie

When my sister Lizzie came back from her honeymoon, she brought me a small wooden carving of a man sitting down, his head tilted to the side and resting on the palm of his hand.

He doesn't have any facial features …

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Indifference

Arnold the Wanderer reclined back in his chair, hugging a hot cup of tea with his hands.  It wasn't as he normally liked it, but it was hot, and that was an important thing. "It's not that I'm at all ungrateful for your hospitality," he said, "but what or who …

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Island

If I were to be marooned on a desert island and were allowed a single physical object to console me in my exile, that object would almost definitely be underpants. Should my captors show me mercy and treat clothes as a given, then I would probably ask for my Kindle …

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Hair

Well, it sort of looks like Homer Simpson, only more dynamic and resourceful

It seems a silly thing to write about, doesn't it? I'm not entirely sure why I picked it actually. Perhaps it's because both Bice and I have gone through stages of growing our hair out, and I …

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Genre (Macbeth as fantasy)

On Friday, Joliette and I went to see a performance of Macbeth, directed by Jamie Lloyd with James McAvoy playing the doomed Scotsman mentioned in the title. It was a disappointing production, much like the only other staging of Macbeth I've seen, which was by the Bell Shakespeare Company in …

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Guard: late submission

I've been feeling pretty rubbish for most of today, and thus won't be posting "Guard" for the Alphabet Supremacy today. Will be in touch with Bice about the necessary forfeits.

In the meantime, I recommend checking out [his "guard" post](http://life.metagnome.net/2013/03/guard.html). I haven't …
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Football

I am not watching a game of football now, but instead watching men and boys, sometimes women, shuffle toward a stadium in brightly coloured scarves. The weather is cold, bitterly and unseasonably so, but they would wear them anyway.

I live near Stamford Bridge, so their scarves are blue and …

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Fantasy

A long while ago I complained a bit on this blog about how difficult it was to find good fantasy books to read. It's still a problem for me: I still like fantasy, and I still struggle to find examples of the form that I actually enjoy.

Take Wise Man's …

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Exercise (lessons learned)

I do a ridiculous amount of exercise. I don't say that to brag (well, maybe a little), but like a lot of people, my standards lag quite a lot behind my behaviour, and by the standards I had five years ago, I do a ridiculous amount of exercise.

Back then …

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Door

Late, and I'm not at all happy with the result. However, Bice has called me on it, so here it is. 
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  • When Richard awoke, he was not in his bedroom, which was the customary place for him to rise. Nor was he in any bedroom that he recognized, although if …
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